Do you want to play a game? Great. I've got fascinating mind puzzle for everyone out there. If you can give me the 2 correct answers, each PAX will be rewarded with a ticket to Uncle Tony's Xmas party. Not to be mistaken for The Cum On The Table money grab later that night.
The Challenge: Above you will see two very important pictures. In each picture, there is 1 thing that doesn't make sense and almost acts as an optical illusion. If you can identify each one of those items, a ticket to the greatest xmas porno/party ever is all yours.
The Workout: SiteQ on Q this morning. He had one job. Another long-lasting RAnGEr Halloween tradition. Pumpkin Wall in Plaza Midweird. One problem (Hint to game above). Bo and his hair plugs were immediately mocked. Then we basically ran to Southpark Mall and ran home. Stopped at Hillary's house and took a dump in his front yard. Surprisingly Slutzz and Jerry Sandusky were DFL. #shieldlock
A Whale's Vagina: Had another token black guy show up this morning but he was not from around our parts. I think he was from Jamaica running from the rain. Think his name was Carmen San Diego. Which of course in German means Whales Vagina.
Dirk Diggler Danny's Birthday: We celebrated the shortest person in F3's birthday (67) this morning by throwing mini dildo's at him.
Save the Clock Tower: Thin Slice is offering to take 2 lucky PAX to the rescreening of Back to the Future this weekend with him and his wife. There is only one caveat. Slice has asked his wife to dress up like Lorraine and he going to try to get to third base at the same time Dr. Brown's Delorean gets to 88 mph.