#SpartaStupid is a special group of misfit toys. Upon arrival and quite spontaneously, the assembled group joyously broke out in chorus of "Happy Birthday" to the incontinent grandpa, li'l Shiner. Good cheer and camaraderie were abundant as each looked into one another's eyes, all equally misty. Li'l Shiner, a broken and angry senior citizen was verklempt. Okay, none of that happened.
A 3.5-mile bowtie loop took the team around Dilworth. Bermuda Boy, broken due to knee surgery, stayed back in his best Tony Montana/Scarface track suit to walk in a circle while he wet himself. Stops for COPs at most intersections, yes. Speed was slow. Smack-talking banter was less than normal as Pâté/Sauté's girlfriend, Doobie, was absent without leave. Maybe was absent with leave. A timely return to the AO had the finish in the front-leaning rest for slow burn 10-count. One lost sheep twenty-something returned to a workout after being MIA for three years. Good job, PreciousPet. Come back next week.
Coffeeteria was conducted at Starbucks with tiny birthday cake and one candle. #SpartaStupid is special group of misfit toys.